Possum's Tangle 

A sticky, problematic situation where the outcome is unknown and could lead to unforeseen consequences. A slang definition of a dilemma.

"I was trying to drive down the interstate but the traffic was terrible, then I heard there was a possum's tangle a few miles out."

"Everything was going alright that night at the party, but then when the cops showed up, we were in a real possum's tangle."

"Sorry I'm late, but I got myself into a real possum's tangle on the way here"

Possum's Tangle by dumpsterdiver8 November 19, 2010

Possum's Haystack 

n: The gnarliest, nappiest, most tangled thicket of pubic hair known to mankind.

Many different species of animals may inhabit the possum's haystack, because of the multiple ecosystems grown over time.

Nobody really knows how people become inflicted with the possum's haystack, however, experts do believe that it could possibly obtained from little to no maintenance to the "under rug" for many, many years. The condition, however, is fatal.

Reginald M. Nooker was the most famous case of possum's haystack. He did not trim his pubic hair for 39 years. His hair follicles were so overactive that they did not grow long, but thick, and tough, and they curved back and around in every possible direction. He broke many chainsaws simply trying to find his penis.

Possum's Haystack by SpaceDonkey January 24, 2011

possum's pecker 

1). A slang phrase used to describe a person of questionable worth.
2). A non-person who comes out nightly suffering from “little man’s disease”.
3). A friendly greeting used in the Waseca and Janesville area of Minnesota.
4). A subliminal code indicating that your junk is longer than average.
5). Phrase used by Jackie Gleason in the 1977 movie, "Smokey and the Bandit".

He is a real possum's pecker.
That dude acts like a possum's pecker.
How are you doing you #%*%in' possum's pecker?
Hey, possum's pecker.
"No body's gonna make Bufford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker."

possum's pecker by Dr. Vinnie Boombaa May 4, 2007

Schrodinger's Possum 

A Possum seen on the Side of the Road or on the Road laying down , and it is to be presumed untill further investigation that the Possum is neither living or Dead

"Oh look it's a Schrodinger's Possum!"

"Yep"

Schrodinger's Possum by SinnyBinny81 November 12, 2020

Possum stomp

Slang for "opossum stomp".

Wrestling move in which victim is held upside down by the ankles and smashed violently, headfirst, into the ground.

This is a completely justifiable and necessary recourse in the event that one's opponent is "playing opossum", or just being a bitch.

"Boy, I'm gonna' possum stomp your head into your ass," laughed the friendly neighborhood policeman.

Possum stomp by Andrew Blevins October 18, 2008

possum spotter 

Australian slang for someone who has a lazy eye or is cross-eyed. Referring to one eye (or both) pointed upwards in a different direction. It is assumed that the bung eye is tracking the movements of possums in trees.

Woah Bazza, Check out the possum spotter behind the counter!

possum spotter by Bangatangz January 10, 2021

possum stomping 

1:stoping a possum in the road and kickin it in the ditch
2:beatin the hell out of someone/something
3:dominating someone or something

"lets go possum stomping", "im gonna possum stomp ur ass"," i just possum stomped that exam"

possum stomping by aussom possum April 16, 2009