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Poser's poser 

Someone posing as a poser. A poser of all posers.
Other person- I know you're faking that realness again get up. You're a poser's poser.
Poser's poser by Solid Mantis March 23, 2021

Poser's spark syndrome

a person who poses as many different faces. One day they could be a Nazi, the next day a wanna-be gangbanger. The could be emo but sorta "spark" up to be a Prep.
This is known as Poser's spark syndrome.
Man, he's so lost. He doesn't know who he is anymore. Yesterday he wanted all the Jews dead, today he's got a bandanna andd sagging pants.

Yep. He's got Poser's spark syndrome.

Life's Poser 

"Life´s Poser" is a term proposed by the acclaimed writer Odranreb Aìugurm in 1349 with his book "Zoology of modern society". This term refers to people who are Posers but from all of the things that constitute life.
My best friend´s ex-girlfriend is a life's poser, she always wants attention.

St. Paddy's Day Poser 

1. Someone that starts fabricating heritage to Ireland around St. Patricks Day as an excuse to go party.
2. Someone that acts like they know the words to Irish Music while at the bar on St. Patrick's Day.
Look at that guy slamming back the green beer, he's a St. Paddy's Day Poser. He told me last week that he was Polish.

Yeah, I bet he thinks the ISH on end of Polish will pass as Irish.

There’s a Poser in the punch bowl! 

Anyone who’s pretending to be something they’re not.
The Bass player from nefarious is a total poser! Saw him in a hoodie and the blowfish cover band. Now he plays in a metal band. There’s a poser in the punch bowl!

lawyer's poker 

Any type of poker game consisting of all lawyer players. This usually ends up in excessive bluffing and booze consumption. Used car dealers are also allowed to enter this type of game.
We got bombed playing lawyer's poker and were all hungover in court the next day, including the judge.
lawyer's poker by teabag March 2, 2007