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portlaoise

An inland county of some 664 square miles with a population of 52,798 (1996), its name appears in various forms: Leix, Queens County, Laoighis and Laois. Surrounded by pretty country side.
A Place with no Mc Donalds!
by The Flying Irishman July 13, 2005
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Portlaoise black boys

Portlaoise black boys are rotten they move prestige like they’re up der ,they be colourist too,they only go for whites as they can’t pull black girls ,they go to bog beach in summer like it’s Miami Beach and think they’re the shit .
Portlaoise black boys think they are all that after they finger girls at discos
by Suck yer daddy’s cock x February 19, 2022
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The PortlaoiseBadger

When a drunken man proceeds to climb on top of a vending machine and insert a microphone into his rectum
Albert on his way home from a drunken escapade decided to mount a vending machine and carry out The PortlaoiseBadger
by Nigerian Hurricane August 30, 2021
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The PortlaoiseBadger

When a drunken man proceeds to climb on top a vending machine and insert a microphone into his rectum
Albert one night on a drunken escapade climbed on top of a vending machine and performed The PortlaoiseBadger
by Nigerian Hurricane August 30, 2021
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Portalised

When you become so stoned you feel like you’ve entered a portal to another world
Just smoked a 3.5, I’m portalised
by Nortonmcporton October 30, 2017
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Portarised

When someone has enough port to let loose
Victor never used swear words or told Peale they were a dick wit until he was portarised! Once he is portarised all bets are off!!!!
by Karlabrit November 2, 2021
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