PorpyMcPorpster's definitions

Porp?

A mysterious dolphin-like creature that likes to inhabit low lying areas such as bathroom stalls as well as walls, stairs, floors, money, or even in some cases human beings. These strange beings are usually written in Sharpie or some other form of scribe. Very often the word Porp is seen in question form (Porp?). Originated in the Western Pennsylvania area.

Wow, did you happen to see that enormous Porp? in the bathroom this morning?

by PorpyMcPorpster April 30, 2010