Porkin

A volatile, nymphomaniac hailing from the land of Yorkshire-England. Loves calling people viirgins and eating pies.

‘It was so mental when that porkin punched that guy for being a virgin’

by Greencabbage April 8, 2020

Porkin

When you roll your weed in a piece of ham , smoke it , and get porked up .

hey john lets go porkin tonight roll sum ham and get porked up .

by bobthemaryjuansmoke August 7, 2011

porkin

To Rail a girl hard and long.

i was porkin the brains outa that skank

by brian josterman July 6, 2005

porkin

having sex with someone hard ...thats making them squeal like a pig

Dude...where you porkin this chick next door?

by jr123456789 July 16, 2010

Porkins

The fat guy who gets owned in Star Wars Episode IV
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFPI54fOWoo)

It was hilarious when Porkins died, lol.

by Bocrominated March 30, 2009

Porkins

To come from behind.

Dude, I was about to ask her out when her boyfriend Porkins'd me!

Inspired by that scene from Star Wars: A New Hope - "They came from... behind!"

by Devin E October 23, 2008

Porkin It

Violently having Oral,Anal, or just regular sex.
It's very rough and unrulingly tough endure.

Fun though.

Dude last night I was porkin it so hard she blacked out.
Or,
(Girl says during intercourse) OH YES PORK ME HARD AND DEEP!!!

by Larry Mcgrieger May 3, 2008