Pork Roll

Slang term for penis

"I was fisting my girlfriend but she was still thirsty, so I had no choice but to give her the pork roll."

by SentientDreamer February 26, 2017

Pork Roll

Sex with a fat chick.

I drank too much last night, took a fat chick home and had a Pork Roll.

by Obamistake August 28, 2010

pork roll

n: a pork meat found almost exlusively in New Jersey. It can be compared to ham, sausage, bacon, or Canadian bacon, but it has its own distinct flavor. Pork Roll is primarily eaten as a breakfast meat, and usually fried and eaten on a sandwich with eggs and/or cheese. It is also referred to as Taylor Ham, but this is a misnomer because Taylor Ham is a brand name of pork roll, which is the product.

Hey, Tim, want to go to the diner and get some pork roll sandwiches?

by Ian Zapcic July 19, 2005

pork roll

Staple food of the small, impoverished Italian colony known as New Jersey.

I'd like a pork roll, egg, and cheese -- salt pepper ketchup.

by basileus May 30, 2006

Arkansas Pork Roll

Brushing your teeth while recieving oral sex.

Jordan's grandma gave me the best Arkansas Pork Roll last night.

by Jim Jeffries June 14, 2009

Ohio Pork roll

the process of receiving oral pleasures from a female, whilst consuming a Baconator from Wendy's.

This girl was giving me an Ohio pork roll last night, she thought she had it bad when i got bacon grease in her hair, little did she know that would the least of her worries when it came to foreign liquids in her hair.

by Thepaul15 December 20, 2008

pork roll

Sausage-like meat product. Known as HEAD CHEESE in the South

Fry my up a slice of that pork roll.

by Johhnyjersey December 15, 2008