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Porch Junkie Freakshow 

An individual who has allowed their addiction to negatively change them and have complete control of the way they live their everyday life. Becoming a person we no longer recognize.
Where then comes the phrase

"He or She is Not the same person I once knew"
They verbally and/or physically start behaving out of the norm so to speak. Drawing high attention to themselves, family and home.

When confronted of the whole shebang, they deny it to the fullest even though they 100 % know the truth but refuse to be wrong not because of the not wanting to admit their addiction or problem... but because they want the argument. Those typically whose names begin with the letters A, H, K, P, and R are more likely to be a Porch Junkie Freakshow.

These individuals tend to linger around and are hard to get rid of once you have had ENOUGH...once you think they have finally gotten the point and are gone...they return. A whole freakshow all over again like a movie series. Porch Junkie Freakshow.
That guy has turned into a whole Porch Junkie Freakshow since his addiction worsened.
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