A person who fiends sitting on there porch gocking at others walking by. These people are usually old and don't have much else to do.
hey man that cougar does nothing but sit on her porch and prey on young guys she is a fucking cougar ass porch fiend
by Oracl3 December 31, 2007
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(e.g. taking a friends hottie and trying to make said hottie your own friend ;-)
(e.g. taking a friends hottie and trying to make said hottie your own friend ;-)
Hey Stephen I noticed a hot red head on your myspace. It's time to friend poach and make her mine too. hehehe
by John McStephenson May 7, 2008
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