Porch Day 

Porch Day originally occurred on May 24, 2009, when Lil Stew13 of Bungie.net's off-topic forum, The Flood, posted a thread:

Headline: A dog showed up on my porch; what do I do?

Body: I can't keep it because my family has too many dogs. It is a little puppy that we think somebody dumped at our house. I've been petting it and got it some water, and we are getting it some food. What else should I do? Nobody has came looking for it yet.

The Flood quickly took a hold of this, and made dozens of parody threads. On May 24th, The Flood Forum was filled with Porch related threads. This resulted in dozens of bans, and a new Flood holiday: Porch Day.

Member of Bungie.net: Hey guys remember Porch Day?

Moderators: BANBANBANBANBAN

Porch Day by kyxha March 15, 2010

porch day 

An outdoor Friday afternoon gathering to celebrate what is best about America, the world, and life.

We threw a porch day today. It involved a two-story beer bong, four kegs, and an inflatable slide the size of a house.

porch day by pluralist8 February 28, 2011

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me

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Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day 

When two females fuck with big dildos and make there pussy stretch like kangaroo pouches nickname: pouchy pussy a.k.a - PP

This girl was crazy as she fucked non stop with a girl who had a kangaroo face and a 20" dildo 10 inches wide like a telephone pole

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