porcelain throne 

A fancy term for a toilet.

I had to drop a duece on the porcelain throne.

porcelain throne by Ryan April 28, 2007

porcelain throne 

Comes from the appearance of praying when lurched over the toilet when extremely drunk and hung over. Another phrase used is porcelain gods.

She's still in the bathroom, hanging over the porcelain throne. Or, Praying to the porcelain gods.

porcelain throne by haymaz April 22, 2004

Shattering the porcelain throne 

Pooping so hard you shatter your toilet
Used in a joking manner

I just spent an hour shattering the porcelain throne 😭 or I just shattered my porcelain throne

Shattering the porcelain throne by theduchess22 February 1, 2025

porceline throne 

Another way to politely say you are taking a shit without alarming or offending anyone.

Hey can I call you back I’m on the porceline throne at the moment !

porceline throne by Kendodoesurban November 17, 2018