Poots in Boots

An affectionate albeit almost unimaginable nickname used by Vladimir Putin’s many lovers, due partly to his own fantasy of himself as Puss in Boots due to his lifelong use of trickery and deceit to gain power, as well as due to his endless obnoxious and uncontrollable farting which has always been a huge part of his seductive persona.

Oh my dearest Poots in Boots, won’t you just once take those miserable old jack boots off when we’re in bed together and what on earth is causing you to fart endlessly in that terrible manner?

Poots in Boots by Dr Bunnygirl June 2, 2023