pooeyness 

The act of being pooey, can be used to describe how much someone sucks by saying how pooey they are, or how much pooeyness they have.

"that girl is so pooey, omg, her pooeyness level is like 10

pooeyness by Chloe1265 May 24, 2005

pikeyness 

When there is a slight wiff of dog blanket about you.

Pikeyness - Getting dressed - and then having a wash.
Pikeyness - Sniffing your socks - then deciding to give 'em another bash.
Pikeyness - When your complexion resembles someone who has just finished their bag of chips - and wiped their face with the paper.
Pikeyness - When one or more Pot Noodles is part of your weekly diet.
Pikeyness - When the grease from your hair starts to eminate through your baseball cap - and of course having "hat-hair".
Pikeyness - Shopping at Lidl - 'cos your just a bit too pikey to shop at Aldi.
Pikeyness - "sounds like mick - but it's not mick - know what I mean?"

pikeyness by Pikeyshaun January 17, 2008

poopness 

The state or condition of being poop.

The poopness of poop is cool and stuff.

poopness by Brave Sir Poop October 11, 2008

pookiness 

Someone who you love so much as a friend that there are no other words to describe this person. To just want to squeeze someone in a tight hug. Someone who is just so adorable is considered someone's pookiness.

"You're my little pookiness!"

pookiness by eshpinibopity October 12, 2006

Pooness 

Mix between Poo and Penis. Great for insults!

Richard is a pooness

Pooness by Nakita Kaulitz October 1, 2014

Poobynissyl 

A double sided dingledong

You have such a cool poobynissyl, that’s so #exotic!

Poobynissyl by RoggyLoggyCloggy January 24, 2022

poorness 

1. someone who is deprived of an average income or who is homeless

2. a put down

1. a homeless person or someone getting benifits

2. "you poorness" directed at a person

poorness by Trent January 5, 2004