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pikeyness 

When there is a slight wiff of dog blanket about you.
Pikeyness - Getting dressed - and then having a wash.
Pikeyness - Sniffing your socks - then deciding to give 'em another bash.
Pikeyness - When your complexion resembles someone who has just finished their bag of chips - and wiped their face with the paper.
Pikeyness - When one or more Pot Noodles is part of your weekly diet.
Pikeyness - When the grease from your hair starts to eminate through your baseball cap - and of course having "hat-hair".
Pikeyness - Shopping at Lidl - 'cos your just a bit too pikey to shop at Aldi.
Pikeyness - "sounds like mick - but it's not mick - know what I mean?"
pikeyness by Pikeyshaun January 17, 2008

poopness 

The state or condition of being poop.
The poopness of poop is cool and stuff.
poopness by Brave Sir Poop October 11, 2008

pookiness 

Someone who you love so much as a friend that there are no other words to describe this person. To just want to squeeze someone in a tight hug. Someone who is just so adorable is considered someone's pookiness.
"You're my little pookiness!"
pookiness by eshpinibopity October 12, 2006
Mix between Poo and Penis. Great for insults!
Richard is a pooness
Pooness by Nakita Kaulitz October 1, 2014

Poobynissyl 

You have such a cool poobynissyl, that’s so #exotic!
Poobynissyl by RoggyLoggyCloggy January 24, 2022

poorness 

1. someone who is deprived of an average income or who is homeless

2. a put down
1. a homeless person or someone getting benifits

2. "you poorness" directed at a person
poorness by Trent January 5, 2004
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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