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A greasy, dirty baseball cap worn by college students and otherwise poor dudes to hide their receding hairline.
"Why did Randy wear that old baseball cap to the wedding reception?"

answer: "Because he's going bald. That's his Poor Man's Toupee."
by real concerned citizen January 28, 2012
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