Poop scale 

The poop scale is a system to determine the type of your poop. The poop is ranked with a number from 1 to 10. 5 is your average, everyday, healthy poop. 1 is poop with the same density as tea and 10 is poop that has to be taken out by a surgeon. There is also the very rare case were a poop gets the grade 11. If you reach that spot you will see a sharp white light in the end of a long tunnel.

- "How was it?"
- "I think it was about 4 on the poop scale!"
- "Nice, but personally I prefer a good 7.5'er."
- "Yeah, me too... But you can't have it all can you?"

Poop scale by Bjørn Grathwohl July 14, 2006

Poopscape 

When your whole house smells like farts

Dude don’t go over to Jerry’s house, it’s a poopscape!

Poopscape by Jarred Harper May 11, 2018

poopscalator

an escalator made of poop

"Man, I wish they had some more poopscalators around here!"

poopscalator by Forty Two January 13, 2008

Poopscape 

A different term for your butt hole

Man, my poopscape was burning after that Mexican food

Poopscape by Baches June 9, 2018