Poop scale

The poop scale is a system to determine the type of your poop. The poop is ranked with a number from 1 to 10. 5 is your average, everyday, healthy poop. 1 is poop with the same density as tea and 10 is poop that has to be taken out by a surgeon. There is also the very rare case were a poop gets the grade 11. If you reach that spot you will see a sharp white light in the end of a long tunnel.

- "How was it?"
- "I think it was about 4 on the poop scale!"
- "Nice, but personally I prefer a good 7.5'er."
- "Yeah, me too... But you can't have it all can you?"

by Bjørn Grathwohl July 14, 2006

Poopscape

When your whole house smells like farts

Dude don’t go over to Jerry’s house, it’s a poopscape!

by Jarred Harper May 11, 2018

poopscalator

an escalator made of poop

"Man, I wish they had some more poopscalators around here!"

by Forty Two January 13, 2008

Poopscape

A different term for your butt hole

Man, my poopscape was burning after that Mexican food

by Baches June 9, 2018