poop noodle 

when you get a chunk of poo stuck in your penis hole

like kraft maccoroni with cheese stuck in it

poop noodle by tttrucker4 May 31, 2005

poop noodle 

After the act of anal sex between members of opposite sex. The male will urinate in the toilet expelling a poop shaped noodle from the urethra. Followed by urine.

I fucked Cindy last night and when i pissed a poop noodle came out.

poop noodle by shenugh April 4, 2009

poop noodle 

the stream of poop/piss mixture you urinate after having anal sex

Dude, last night I was having anal and this morning I had a gnarly poop noodle.

poop noodle by Anonymous April 21, 2003

poop noodle 

Its what comes out of your pee hole after you bang a butt....with poo in it.

"man i had to squeeze a huge poop noodle out after banging that chick's butt last night!"

poop noodle by Juggern00b June 30, 2012

Poop Noodle 

The extracted fecal matter when 'milked' from a penis that has engaged in either anal penetrative sex or when consummating the creation of an Alabama Hot Pocket. It is actually the cumulative mixture of semen, fecal matter and whatever other gelatinous material that is in the cavity as it is congealed and infiltrates the urethra of the male member's penis during said activities. It will sometimes flow out into a pile of coiled poop linguine, hence noodle as to be inclusive of all noodle types of all cultures and types of persons.

That faggot just pulled his dick out and squeezed out a perfectly formed poop noodle on Matt Lieber's ass neck.

Poop Noodle by Karl Hungus January 10, 2023

poop noodle 

When you have anal sex and ther's jizz in your poo.

Chenelle got a poopnoodle yesterday after being banged in the ass hard core

poop noodle by MJ December 9, 2004

Poop Noodle 

When your penis goes soft during anal sex.

That whiskey totally gave me poop noodle last night.

Poop Noodle by atdog11 June 9, 2014