pooni

a pooni is a caste from punjab india.. it is a jatt .. farmers from the desiest parts of india... not much of em around but there all pre chalaak.

oye pooni sahib... balaa chalaak na ban... apne larh naal mu saaf kar la...

by madjatt January 13, 2012

Poonis

A Poonis happens when your taking a poo, and you have an erection at the same time. Note* This must also be a natural boner.(no porn allowed)

Oh boy, I feel a Poonis coming along!

by Bossplaya January 6, 2004

Poonis

The rest of the definitions are wack. A poonis is simply a penis that has poop on it.

I pulled out of her ass and slapped her face with my poonis.

by Crushing_Doom November 12, 2009

poonis

when you dip your penis in poo

dip my penis in some poo, call it a poonis

by proffessor nikker September 4, 2019

Poonis

A sausage made from grinding poo and penises together and forming into a sausage shape. Served on a plate and eaten with a knife and fork. Poonis is the favorite food of hedge fund CEOs, and eating it is their favorite hobby.

Ken loves to devour poonis daintily with a knife and fork.

by Sigaret Breff July 1, 2021

Poonis

When you sit down to take a shit but your penis dips into the last user of the toilets poo

Jimmy (taking his dick out to masturbate on the toilet): Oh fuck, not a poonis again

by Big_Dick_Cockroaches March 8, 2021

poonis

When you get your (penis) stuck in you (anus)

"shit man i got a poonis"
"try and just pull it out bro"

by fSADF October 30, 2018