Pool Skimming

When you fish all the shit out of a man’s creampied asshole.

Dude 1: “yo why did you need to buy extra toothpaste?”
Dude 2: “oh yo I’m going pool skimming later, wanna link up?”
Dude 1: “aight, don’t talk to me again bro”

by Monkey Shagger April 1, 2025

Tinshein Swimming Pool

Kazakhstan's world-famous swimming pool. It is 30m long and 6m wide. It's filtration system is capable of removing 80% of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool,
Its length thirty metre and width six metre.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

by sgfsgfg August 15, 2012

Local Swimming Pool Bitching

When someone bitches, complains or refuses to use their local swimming pool for whatever reason. Often an excuse for lack of swimming skill or ability. Local swimming pool bitching is the lowest of the low and should not be tolerated in modern society.

Toby: why don't you swim at your local pool?

Elliot: because I have no common sense and I drive 15miles to an Identicle cuboid full of water.

Toby: what's wrong with the local pool?

Elliot: I dislike the Shape.

Toby: stop local swimming pool bitching, fuck a dog

by TheElderPrawn October 18, 2011

Mexican Swimming Pool

The very special sex act of peeing in someone's butt during anal sex

Guy: So the other night I gave your sister the Mexican swimming pool

by 44Juliet January 14, 2015

cool like a fool in a swimming pool

a possible answer to a "how are you" type question, or a remark about somethings coolness

Stan-"You OK", JIMMY-"no need to worry about me, im cool like a fool in a swimming pool"

Stan- "whose that dude", JIMMY-"IDK, but hes cool like a fool in a swimming pool"

by Paaat February 13, 2010

Alaskan swimming pool

When a man ejaculates on a woman's stomach and seamen fills the belly button creating what appears to be a swimming pool that is frozen.

Last night I gave Courtney an Alaskan swimming pool.

by Yamahafreak1299 April 13, 2016

Swimming Pool

It's a pool for swimming. It usually has diving boards, lifegaurds, and a shack to by stuff like swim suits, towels, etc..Sometimes, it has a shallow end and a deep end. This type of pool is usually an outdoor pool(mostly recommended for the Summer or hot weather) also called a Public pool. There are also indoor pools. They are just like swimming pools but they are indoors and usually heated and if you want to swim in the winter or in cold weather, these are most recommended.
Also, there are private pools(indoor or outdoor)they are swimming pools that are private and most of the time, they do not have the things that a public pool has. No one can enter unless the owner of the pool says it's okay.

Example one:
Jenny: Hey Bob.
Bob: What?
Jenny: Want to go to the swimming pool?
Bob: I'd love to, but I don't have a swim suit, sunscreen, or a towel.
Jenny: Don't worry they have that kind of stuff at the swimming pool.
Bob: Okay then, let's go!

Example two:
Vince: Hey let's go to the Public pool!
Gina: But Vince, it's like 19 degress out there.
Vince: I was talking about the indoor pool.
Gina: Well okay let's go!

Example three:
Hanna: Wanna go to the public pool, Jim?
Jim: There is too much people at the public pool, let's go over to my house, I have a pool there.
Hanna: Sure.

by MyNameIsLauren March 2, 2007