Definitions by Affas44

Pooranoid 

The uncanny feeling that someone is watching you whilst you're taking a shit.

'I swear to fuck that someone was giggling when i was laying that brick!'
'I'm sure you're just being pooranoid your holy eminence. '

Pooranoid by Affas44 July 7, 2019

Raconturd 

A shit talker of the highest order. One to be respected for the amount of bullshit that they can reel off effortlessly in any given situation.

I was watching Fox news this morning, man that Hannity is a raconturd.

Raconturd by Affas44 October 23, 2018