Poo pocket 

When you spend half your shift as a nurse with a full stool sample in your pocket, thinking it is an all ready empty container.

Nurse Katie goes to demonstrate how to collect the stool sample for a patient

Nurse to patient: ok so you just undo this lid and use the little scooper to get your...... oh god, there is already poo in here! This has been in my pocket all day! I've had a poo pocket all day!

Poo pocket by Duffman445 June 16, 2018

poo pocket 

When a fart is expelled in the shower, a vacuum like effect takes place, creating a smell that lasts 20 times as long as normal. Its especially bad and funny when showering with a loved one.

Steven: I stopped by Taco Bell on the way home last night and got a couple bean burritos...they were delicious with the fire sauce! (farts in the shower)
Corina: Holy crap!?!?! Did you just poo pocket me?
Steven: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...sorry
Corina: UGH!!!!! Let me out! Its in my mouth! Its in my mouth!

poo pocket by Hyp3rioN June 28, 2010

Poo Pocket 

Your anal cavity. Also see anus

How did that fit through your poo pocket?

Poo Pocket by Shawn Maglicic June 24, 2005

Poo Pocket 

when your at a party and you take advantage of a drunk person by hanging a big shit in their pocket. You have to wait till they're fully shit faced so they don't even notice.

Bruce
"man i was mad maggoted last night, i can't remember a thing!"
Pete
"i'll say, your still wearing the clothes you had on last night"
Bruce
"sigh, the mistery of the mind. i wonder what i did last night"
in bruces thought he puts his hands in his pockets and then pulls them out just as quick to reveal his hands covered in a brown substance
Bruce
"what the hell is this shit!"
Pete
"thats what it is man...SHIT! someones given you a poo pocket! hahah poopoo pockets. hey everyone check it out, Bruce has poopoo pockets hahaha
Bruce runs like a girl to his room and cries into his pillow
Pete
"man if i were you i wouldn't be on my bed crying, id be getting those bloody pants off me and hoping into the shower. you have someone elses shit in your pockets for christ sake!"

Poo Pocket by Misphit_Aus October 4, 2006

poopsocket

Another word for "asshole" - The mid-safer version of "asshole"

Ha! That dude just got diagnosed with AIDS!

Ugh Felipe, stop being such a poopsocket!

poopsocket by II qp II November 14, 2013

Poosocket 

When you stick a condom in your butthole and poo in it.

Did you see that poosocket that girl left in the trash? It was so full!

Poosocket by cavalier54 June 15, 2022