Poo Poo Monster

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During anal sex, a male may remove his pee-pee from the lady's hoo-hah. His pee-pee then may be covered in large amounts of fecal matter which he then smears all over the lady's face. The lady then retaliates by standing up (whilst covered in feces) and growls and chases the man in various places, acting very monster-ly. NOW SHE IS THE POO POO MONSTER!

Girl 1: "OMG YOURE SUCH A POO POO MONSTER!"
Girl 2: "NOT AS MUCH AS YOU WERE WITH KEVIN LAST NIGHT!"
Girl 1: "YEAH, I WAS TOTALLY COVERED IN MY OWN POOP. IT WAS FANTASTIC. I LOVE LAYING IN MY OWN FECES!"

Poo Poo Monster by roflcoptersomnomnom December 30, 2008

Words you can keep

poo monster

A being that takes in shit and spews out shit

"His music is trash, and talks shit. He is a poo monster"

poo monster by bigknowledge October 11, 2020

Related Words

Poo Poo Monster • poomonster • Poo Face Monster • Monster Poo • POO-POO • poo poo heads • poo poo ca ca • poo poo platter • Poo poo room • Poo Poo Butt

Monster Poo

When you defecate feces so large, it seems to take up the entire bowl. You're so proud of it, you are tempted to take a picture to show your friends, claiming, "I made this!"

Last night, I had a monster poo so big it caused a shitcident.

Monster Poo by Poo Queen April 21, 2010

Poo Face Monster

A monster who has a face made of poo. Also used as an expression of frustration (ie. instead of "bummer," which tools say).

Eric: I just found out I have to work this weekend.
Karen: That's a fucking poo face monster.
Eric. I know... I know...

Poo Face Monster by Big Daddy Finch April 8, 2011

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026