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Poo Man Group 

the Poo Man Group is formed during a profound bukakke session in which the males forming the circle around the unfortunate slut reach deeply into their own anuses to scoop out a bum cigar. In a coordinated fashion, they bellow the chorus of "I Feel Love" whilst whipping their brown blobs at the unsuspecting snow swallower.
As the Poo Man Group "performed," the soiled skank ducked for cover but was covered before the second verse.
Poo Man Group by the apoontice December 7, 2009
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Poo Man group

While taking part in the timeless act known as the “glass-bottom boat,” a terrible mishap occurs. Instead of a plump, steamy loaf descending down, a volcanic eruption of hot liquid shit covers the table. At this moment, to save the occasion, one brave adult starts drumming on the diarrhea-laden table to their favorite beat. Now everyone is in the splash zone, rocking out to a good tune, getting covered in shit, and having a great time—just like how the Blue Man Group does the same thing, but with blue paint. Crisis averted!
Sandy knew she shouldn’t have drunk an entire gallon of expired milk, but when her explosion of ass-piss disrupted the night’s “glass-bottom boat” event, Chad decided to join the Poo Man Group and save the evening. Well done, Chad, well done!
Poo Man group by Sven's D February 15, 2026

Poo Man Group

While taking part in the timeless act known as the “glass-bottom boat,” a terrible mishap occurs. Instead of a plump, steamy loaf descending down, a volcanic eruption of hot liquid shit covers the table. At this moment, to save the occasion, one brave adult starts drumming on the diarrhea-laden table to their favorite beat. Now everyone is in the splash zone, rocking out to a good tune, getting covered in shit, and having a great time—just like how the Blue Man Group does the same thing, but with blue paint. Crisis averted!
Sandy knew she shouldn’t have drunk an entire gallon of expired milk, but when her explosion of ass-piss disrupted the night’s “glass-bottom boat” event, Chad decided to join the Poo Man Group and save the evening. Well done, Chad, well done!
Poo Man Group by Sven's D February 15, 2026
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