pontooned 

Equivalent to pwned, owned, j00d, laviowned, etc.

"Oh, you got pontooned."

pontooned by Cameron November 8, 2005

pontoone 

Similar to poontang but fat. If you wanna get some pontoone it means you want some fat pussy.

Derived from pontoone boats etc.

Big billy, Lets go to the trailer park and get us some good o'l pontoone.

pontoone by bobbt.cum March 14, 2003

Pontoonorous

when something/ someone is quite goofy/nutty/foolish/aidanlike/ clownish yet brilliant. Can also be used when a situation is quite optimistic but you want your tone to sound very sophisticated.

Verb; Pontoonereee

Using this hair cream I can make pontoonorous shapes with my hair. Adjective

What is this pontoonereee. Verb

Pon. Singular

Pontoonorous by nutwood69420 August 18, 2022

pontooned 

The state of complete and utter confusion, so audacious and bombastic that it is simply its own state of being entirely; the ship of sense has sailed, so-to-speak.

"He just handed me a duffel bag of cash and fled the state, I was completely pontooned"

"John, you gotta get over her bro, she got you pontooned for weeks"

pontooned by ts-pmo February 19, 2024