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pontoone 

Similar to poontang but fat. If you wanna get some pontoone it means you want some fat pussy.

Derived from pontoone boats etc.
Big billy, Lets go to the trailer park and get us some good o'l pontoone.
pontoone by bobbt.cum March 14, 2003
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Pontoonorous

when something/ someone is quite goofy/nutty/foolish/aidanlike/ clownish yet brilliant. Can also be used when a situation is quite optimistic but you want your tone to sound very sophisticated.

Verb; Pontoonereee
Using this hair cream I can make pontoonorous shapes with my hair. Adjective

What is this pontoonereee. Verb

Pon. Singular
Pontoonorous by nutwood69420 August 18, 2022

pontooned 

The state of complete and utter confusion, so audacious and bombastic that it is simply its own state of being entirely; the ship of sense has sailed, so-to-speak.
"He just handed me a duffel bag of cash and fled the state, I was completely pontooned"

"John, you gotta get over her bro, she got you pontooned for weeks"
pontooned by ts-pmo February 19, 2024
The act of being confused and pondering.
“A kitten just did a somersault
“Did that make you feel pontooned”
pontooned by Rodnaldi Bich June 16, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026