Polymascotfoamalate 

Polymascotfoamalate is a revoloutionary material that has many uses such as baby food, being a condiment to put on soured cream and is used in mascot costumes. However, it is highly flammable and therefore rarely used in todays products albeit to much debate.

Homestar, what are you doing?! That thing is made out of flame pro-tardant Polymascotfoamalate!

Polymascotfoamalate by fifth flying man March 28, 2021