The art of cutting, polishing, and setting political narratives so they sparkle just long enough to distract the electorate from their lack of substance. It’s the strategic deployment of shiny policy proposals—often as artificial as a cubic zirconia—to deflect attention from deeper, structural "inclusions" (like corruption or economic inequality). A skilled political gemologist knows exactly how to hold a rough, unpopular truth up to the light and rotate it until it catches the public eye as a glittering promise, even if it’s fundamentally just a lump of coal.
Example: "The mayor's new infrastructure plan is a masterclass in political gemology. He's managed to make a single repaired pothole look like the Hope Diamond of public works, and everyone's so dazzled they forgot he just raised their taxes to pay for it."
by Dumu The Void February 14, 2026
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