Political Derangement

When someone is so dedicated to a political party, the mere opposition of their chosen party insights rage, anger, superiority complex, and division. The politically deranged will verbally and sometimes physically attack those who differ in their view or don’t support their political party of choice. This phenomenon is fueled by political figures, news outlets, and social media platforms. Political derangement will have you excommunicating friends and loved ones faster than the Mormon Church!

Don’t speak to Billy anymore, douchebag voted for Trump, he’s a fucking racist! We should get him fired from his job and steal his dog!

Whoa man, what the fuck, dude just voted for a madman, he didn’t commit murder. Calm down!

Oh, here comes one of those Biden fucks now. Do they know they’re president is an idiot? You’d have to speak asshole to understand the man. Fuck those Biden guys, don’t speak to them, flick a booger on those dicks!
Whoa! What the fuck man?! This is your president too! Flicking boogers? Jesus Christ! Look, this is deranged thinking man, you been watching the news again haven’t you?! Stop it!

Political Derangement: being so political charged that you act erratically, verbally attacking people or cutting people out of your life who do not share your political viewpoint.

Political Derangement by Indomitable January 20, 2023

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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priors

Prior convictions

Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.

priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008

Word of the Day on June 16, 2026

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