Polish oven
It's similar to a Dutch oven, where someone farts and pulls the covers over your head ... Except you inflict it upon yourself.
Polish oven by Chris Madison December 27, 2013
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Polish oven
A variation of Dutch Oven.
When you fart under the covers (while alone, or missing the other person in the attack) and pull the covers over your own head in a self-Dutch Oven. Not to be confused with a Sacrificial Dutch Oven (sometimes Kamakaze Oven) Where you fart under the covers while cuddling someone and pull the cover over both of your heads to ensure the other person bears the brunt of your Methane attack while sacraficing yourself in the act.
When you fart under the covers (while alone, or missing the other person in the attack) and pull the covers over your own head in a self-Dutch Oven. Not to be confused with a Sacrificial Dutch Oven (sometimes Kamakaze Oven) Where you fart under the covers while cuddling someone and pull the cover over both of your heads to ensure the other person bears the brunt of your Methane attack while sacraficing yourself in the act.
"After Mike Did a dutch oven to Sara and Alexis, Alexis farted under the covers, pulled the blanket over just her own head while shouting out: 'Dutch Oven!' Therby Polish Ovening herself.
Polish oven by Jason Swetland April 11, 2007
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Polish Oven
When a females head is in the lap of a males, and the male farts and pulls a blanket over the females head or when a male and a female are in bed, and the male farts and pulls the covers of the females head
Polish Oven by Afrothug March 8, 2004
Polish Oven Mitt
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Polish Oven Mitt by NaughtyKielbasa69 December 26, 2019
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)