polish man
polish man by Knowledgeableidiot October 27, 2017
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Polish man
He is incomparable, illusive & unique unlike any other.
He is handsome, muscular & gentle.
Ge chooses words wisely, and speaks calmly.
He makes you feel everything good.
He lights your *fire and it burns for him. *Hot & cold on occasion.
He drives you crazy, & he likes your crazy crazy in bed.
You want more of him always & it hurts because he is busy or vanished.
He texts on an app & does't ever call or want your number, so he can disappear.
He tells you what he thinks you want to hear. "You'll want to believe him but it's too good to be true.
He texts every few months/years for a hot night, & you'll do anything to see him him again - extreme magnetic force.
You arnt sure what his real name is.
You'll forever want him to hold your hand. - he never will.
You can't remember his eyes but you dream of him when your eyes close.
You smile when he texts because he is everything.
He is a player or married, but you'll never know
He is handsome, muscular & gentle.
Ge chooses words wisely, and speaks calmly.
He makes you feel everything good.
He lights your *fire and it burns for him. *Hot & cold on occasion.
He drives you crazy, & he likes your crazy crazy in bed.
You want more of him always & it hurts because he is busy or vanished.
He texts on an app & does't ever call or want your number, so he can disappear.
He tells you what he thinks you want to hear. "You'll want to believe him but it's too good to be true.
He texts every few months/years for a hot night, & you'll do anything to see him him again - extreme magnetic force.
You arnt sure what his real name is.
You'll forever want him to hold your hand. - he never will.
You can't remember his eyes but you dream of him when your eyes close.
You smile when he texts because he is everything.
He is a player or married, but you'll never know
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Most privates (military rank) are so stupid they couldn't fuck their mothers with the aid a polish sex manual.
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