A person that gets off on discussing bureaucratic policy topics and sounding really technical and they might as well be jerking off but instead they get REALLY into policy chats. Also known as the aides to members of parliament and legislature who actually write the policies *and* the speaking points that politicians read off in formal political meetings.
Also related: Political circle jerk.
Also related: Political circle jerk.
I don't know if I have it in me to hit the bar after work today I think it'll just be a bunch of policy wanking
by policywank November 7, 2025
Get the Policy Wankmug.