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Polarpus 

The Polarpus is such an animal of majestic nature that it is rarely seen but upon sought of such an animal this is what you will find. The creature is made of a large polar bear head and upper body. As the hairy body comes to an end large, very profound, octopus tentacles lavishly extend. There is need to be frightened by this lovely beast for it will inflict pain upon you.
"Have you seen jack?

"He said he was off to find the great Polarpus."

"Oooooh, i guess we wont be seeing him again."

The legend of the Polarpus,

There was a magical day in which the most extraordinary of events happened. An extremely lonely octopus met a lovely polar bear and from there a polarpus was conceived. To this day it has still not been scientifically resolved. The great polarpus was born and abandoned left to nurture itself. Living amongst the crude animals of the waters the polarpus sought refuge in revenge. As it grew and grew to unnatural sizes the polarpus came to the great Ionian sea and overpowered Messina, Italy. Upon destructing the city the great polarpus made its way back to the ocean where it survives in the depths of the deep blue.
Polarpus by vintagececilia August 24, 2011
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Polarpus 

the combination of a polar bear and a platypus
Doofenshrmirtz: A polarpus?
Polarpus: *puts on hat*
Doofenshmirtz: PERBEAR THE POLARPUS?!?!?!
Polarpus by Novvelian April 8, 2021
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polarpescatarian 

A person who doesn’t eat fish but eats other meats
Polarpescatarians are cool

Polarpescatarian 

A person who eats any meat but fish. Not a type of vegetarianism
Marty is a polarpescatarian because he hates seafood

Polarius 

The biggest chef in lowkey better than blue wiggle!
Random black man: Is that Polarius???
Other random black person: Na it’s just Tony Hoang

Random Black Man: Damn that’s gay!
Polarius by Dumplingtakesstock November 24, 2021

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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