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Polarpus 

The Polarpus is such an animal of majestic nature that it is rarely seen but upon sought of such an animal this is what you will find. The creature is made of a large polar bear head and upper body. As the hairy body comes to an end large, very profound, octopus tentacles lavishly extend. There is need to be frightened by this lovely beast for it will inflict pain upon you.
"Have you seen jack?

"He said he was off to find the great Polarpus."

"Oooooh, i guess we wont be seeing him again."

The legend of the Polarpus,

There was a magical day in which the most extraordinary of events happened. An extremely lonely octopus met a lovely polar bear and from there a polarpus was conceived. To this day it has still not been scientifically resolved. The great polarpus was born and abandoned left to nurture itself. Living amongst the crude animals of the waters the polarpus sought refuge in revenge. As it grew and grew to unnatural sizes the polarpus came to the great Ionian sea and overpowered Messina, Italy. Upon destructing the city the great polarpus made its way back to the ocean where it survives in the depths of the deep blue.
Polarpus by vintagececilia August 24, 2011
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Polarpus 

the combination of a polar bear and a platypus
Doofenshrmirtz: A polarpus?
Polarpus: *puts on hat*
Doofenshmirtz: PERBEAR THE POLARPUS?!?!?!
Polarpus by Novvelian April 8, 2021
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Polarius 

The biggest chef in lowkey better than blue wiggle!
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Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
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What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
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