Polar Whoretex

The phenomenon where scantily dressed, dumb party sluts parade about town when it's freezing out and they are seemingly unaffected by the cold.

On new years eve,the polar whoretex was out in full force even while it was 12 degrees

by brr89 January 8, 2014

Polar Whortex

Inuit slang for an eskimo woman's vagina. To be inside of it is a wonder of nature as it is both sludgy and moist but subzero in temperature at the same time.

Nanook loved his wife, but hated how cold his lovesicle would get when he would stick it in her polar whortex.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin February 2, 2019