7620's definitions

Bon Jovi

Possibly the best rock band to ever put out an entire album of power ballads (Slippery When Wet). Led by singer Jon Bon Jovi, the band is one of the few to make the transition from the 80's hair metal scene to the alternative nineties. Liked mostly by girls, and currently not cool in the public's eye, but we all know that they rocked pretty hard.

"Whoa, we're halfway there/ WhooOAA, livin' on a prayer"

by 7620 September 19, 2005

moses

A real cool guy. Duped the Egyptians into thinking he was royalty, then ran away after killing one of them. Famous quote: "Let my people go!" Moses' people were the enslaved Israelites. Together they crossed the Red Sea using the Force, but the Egyptians were dumbasses and could neither use the Force nor swim worth a damn. Moses would be a saint if he had been in the New Testament, but instead he's Jewish. Not to be confused with Moses Malone, basketball star.

Moses means 'drawn from the reeds.' It is debated whether or not Moses Malone was drawn from the reeds, too.

by 7620 September 19, 2005

Snuppy

The world's first cloned dog, born in Korea. SNUPPY is an acronym for the University at which it was created in summer, 2005. Also Snuppy is a fun word to say.

"Snuppy, snuppy, snuppy."

by 7620 September 19, 2005

Boston College

A fantastic university in Massachusetts. Haters can go fuck themselves.

"Blah blah blah blah Notre Dame is better than Boston College blah blah Charlie Weis blah blah Jimmy Clausen blah blah Rudy."

"What? I couldn't hear you because you were being too much of a douchebag."

by 7620 December 2, 2007

Dennis Nedry

Overweight, scheming computer technician in Jurassic Park, killed by spitting dinosaur in an attempt to smuggle dinosaur embryos off the island.

Dennis Nedry is such a doffhead!

by 7620 May 23, 2005

Urshur

Nickname given to pop star Usher by Ludacris in Usher's hit song, "Yeah!" featuring Lil Jon.

"Urshur got the voice to make your booty go CLAP"

by 7620 September 19, 2005

Lakers

One of sports' best and classiest organizations. The Lakers win championships like nobody's business. The team's leader, Kobe Bryant, is simply the league's best player. None of the Lakers fight with fans, wear massive bling or do rags, or speak out in the media and make fools of themselves like most other teams. Actually a humble group of players who deliver for their fans.

"Kobe put up 38 points in the second half for the Lakers yesterday."
"Shaq who?"

by 7620 December 3, 2005