7620's definitions

Adam Morrison

The best college basketball player of 2005-06. Attends Gonzaga University in Spokane, WA. Starting forward, #3, attended Mead High School in Spokane. Adam is the most emotional and intense player in the game. Compare to Larry Bird's shooting style. High release, can score from anywhere on the court. As a freshman, he averaged 10 points per game after not receiving a scholarship to any school but GU. As a sophomore, he averaged 19 ppg. Then as a junior in 2005-06, he averaged over 28 ppg and led the nation in scoring and led the team to the NCAA tournament all 3 years, and the WCC championship all 3 years. Has lost 2 conference games in his career, and has won currently 40 games in a row at home.

He posted better FG%, 3pt%, PPG, and RPG than JJ Redick of Duke, his closest competition for Player of the Year. Adam is a diabetic, but manages to thrive on the court. With his long, floppy hair, thin mustache, and striped tube socks, Adam does not look like a baller, but the 6'8" Morrison puts up huge numbers.

Career high 44 points vs LMU in 2006, 37 in 2nd half on 8-10 three point shooting in that half.
43 points vs UW and Michigan State.
etc.

Did you see Adam Morrison make that game-winning 3 against OK State the other day? Amazing!

by 7620 April 20, 2006

Lakers

One of sports' best and classiest organizations. The Lakers win championships like nobody's business. The team's leader, Kobe Bryant, is simply the league's best player. None of the Lakers fight with fans, wear massive bling or do rags, or speak out in the media and make fools of themselves like most other teams. Actually a humble group of players who deliver for their fans.

"Kobe put up 38 points in the second half for the Lakers yesterday."
"Shaq who?"

by 7620 December 3, 2005

marymount

Future blonde housewives of California.

Man: "My daughter went to Marymount where she became obsessed with being hotter and more fashionable than everyone else, and now she can neither spell nor tell you who the 17th President was."
Other Man: "Bummer."

by 7620 September 20, 2005

Bon Jovi

Possibly the best rock band to ever put out an entire album of power ballads (Slippery When Wet). Led by singer Jon Bon Jovi, the band is one of the few to make the transition from the 80's hair metal scene to the alternative nineties. Liked mostly by girls, and currently not cool in the public's eye, but we all know that they rocked pretty hard.

"Whoa, we're halfway there/ WhooOAA, livin' on a prayer"

by 7620 September 19, 2005

Poison

Poison is often scoffed at by music hipsters who listen to the Libertines and hate the fact that Death Cab made a major label album. But in the 1980's, Poison was constantly at the top of the charts and was one of the most popular bands of the time, on par with (look it up) Guns N Roses. The band's sleazy rock sound became synonymous with the Sunset Strip. Because the band wore makeup, they are frowned upon today, but mostly by people who have never heard their music. "Talk Dirty To Me" off their first album, Look What The Cat Dragged In, is a prime example of why Poison was so successful and was a great rock band.

"Mama/ lemme go to the show/ I dig them badboys playin' that rock n' roll"

by 7620 September 19, 2005

asian pickups

A joke. Commercials try to make them seem American by saying, "This ain't no compact."

"Hey I got a new Tundra."
"Haha! Sorry."

by 7620 September 19, 2005

moses

A real cool guy. Duped the Egyptians into thinking he was royalty, then ran away after killing one of them. Famous quote: "Let my people go!" Moses' people were the enslaved Israelites. Together they crossed the Red Sea using the Force, but the Egyptians were dumbasses and could neither use the Force nor swim worth a damn. Moses would be a saint if he had been in the New Testament, but instead he's Jewish. Not to be confused with Moses Malone, basketball star.

Moses means 'drawn from the reeds.' It is debated whether or not Moses Malone was drawn from the reeds, too.

by 7620 September 19, 2005