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A reference to semen inside a male's pants or shorts that results from a close encounter with a stripper (lap dance) or other exciting moment that resulted in one "jizzing in their pants". Usually leaves a wet spot visible from outside the clothing, and can often be felt inside the pockets.

As in "Wow, that girl was so hot! I just dropped a pound of pocket jelly thinking of her!"

Pocket Jelly by bazzr July 30, 2010

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jelly pocket

to spread the vagina with grape jelly then eat it out

i turned that girls vagina into a jelly pocket

jelly pocket by erob1i981 December 15, 2008

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Jelly Slam Pocket

a girls pussy when she has her period

Jill: "Lindes, who you hookin up with tonight?"
Lindes: "No one tonight, I have a jelly slam pocket"

Jelly Slam Pocket by Lindsay C. February 16, 2008

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jello packet

1. Unit of paste contained in a Sheath.
2. (sailor definition) Kunt.
3. The canal within which to disperse thine Throat Dog.
4. Please don;t mention the bloody machete wound
5. Elite forms of females that continue to drip like conveyor belts until dawn.
6. Any one who has actually fucked a jello cup (i.e store bought gelatin) please visit a porno site immediately.

"Dude, that bitches jello packet tasted like gardetto's snacks!"

"Holy shit I totally saw Britney Spears bloated jello packet on TV yesterday!"

"I hope Bill Clinton didn't actually PLOUGH Hillarys rusted Jello Packet!!@!!!"

"Thars a lass with a bonnie jello packet if'n i've ever seen un!" (irish proverb)

" Marmetlata! CE bene MICIO! IO MANGO MICIO!

" Dude, you totally emerged from yo mamma's jello packet!"

jello packet by Bob C. Dawg April 12, 2008

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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