Pocket Dog 

The act of cutting holes in your pockets so that you can masterbate in your pants.

Person 1: Are you pocket doging?!?!?
Person 2: NO!!
Person 1: SHOW ME YOUR HANDS!

Pocket Dog by p.dogger February 19, 2012

Pocket Dog 

A hot dog kept in a man's pocket in case he is unable to achieve erection. Used as an alternative to a penis on an unsuspecting victim.

After a long night of pubbing, when it came time to get laid, poor ole Eddy had a case of whiskey dick. Luckily, he had his pocket dog and she didn't even know the difference!

Pocket Dog by kts156 May 20, 2016

pocket dog 

A small breed dog. Chihuahua, Pomerinian, Shih-Tzu, Yorkie, etc.

My pocket dog will bite off your ankle, dude.

pocket dog by Mudd7 June 13, 2006

Left pocket dog shit 

I’m lowkeyly mad geeked because I HAVE NOTING 💔💔

“Yo bro can you cover me”
“Nah bro I got left pocket dog shit”

Left pocket dog shit by itsalwaysme223 July 1, 2024

Left pocket dog shit 

dog shit in your left pocket

"yo thats left pocket dog shit, man!"

Left pocket dog shit by bacl12 August 22, 2024

left pocket dog shit 

To be broke or something that is a burden, inconvenient or unfortunate.

"a penny on pump 5. i have NOTINGG. left pocket dog shit."

or

"nahh i gotta work in the morning"
--thats some left pocket dog shit man

left pocket dog shit by theRealIPMDIABOD October 11, 2024

dog pocket

dating back to world war 2, the term "dog pocket" refers to an ancient ritual from the Egyptians that was used to capture all Jewish dogs and store them into another dimension until everything blows over.

hey Quinton, ya hear about that dog pocket in Europe that just opened up?

dog pocket by eatlicker24 May 18, 2018