Plowing the Cow Share definition Flag v. To have sex with a fat woman, usually out of pity or necessity. Man 1: What did you do last night?Man 2: I was so desperate that I resorted to plowing the cow. Plowing the Cow by brotherswanson November 20, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Plowing the Cow mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch