Plors

(Made up) Plors are basically the stuffing inside stuffed animals.

The plors fell out of the Squishmallow.

by TheShortQueen:) October 21, 2023

Plous

The only word that matters. Stemming from a most holy individual and commanding utmost respect, plous is interchangeable with bogue - and, on occasion, croak - and is simultaneously a noun, adjective, and verb. The connotation of plous depends entirely on its context, and the manner in which it is said. Plousing, to plous, to be ploused, I ploused, you ploused, he's a plous, she's a plous, that's a plous, they're a plous, I ploused her, they ploused me, I've been ploused, the weather is plousing, let's get ploused, stop plousing; although not an exhaustive list, each of these uses could indicate an infinitely wide variety of meanings.

The consumption of alcohol is, far and away, the most common catalyst for plous's usage. Utterances of plous scale linearly with beers shotgunned, and die tossed. Upon committing a booze-related error / blacking out, one is said to have taken a one-way trip to the House of Plous, Plousville, or The PlousHouse. More often than not, however, a negatively-connoted evening is simply referred to as "a plous", or that the individual involved "ploused".

The word should be used often and without restraint. Plous remains fodder for Instagram captions, comments, and bios. Conceptually, plous holds a metaphysical bond to Coors Light, Hamilton College, off-brand nicotine devices, 8-by-4 ft. plywood tables, Vyvanse, sun hats, Deep Eddy, pass / fail courses, and AliExpress basketball jerseys. Plous cannot be overused.

Person 1: I've had seventeen beers.
Person 2: Buzzteen. Stop plousing.

Person 1: I ploused last night.
Person 2: Who?

Person 1: I'm a walking plous.
Person 2: Aren't we all.

by bundy behemoth May 12, 2021

Ploish

Verb: To move so far beyond the boundaries of a map so that there are no longer any objects or terrain within the draw distance, leaving one stranded in a blank plain. Most commonly a result of falling off the edge of the map in poorly-coded Unity games.

Roughly half of Gaming Garbage's videos end in ploishing.

by that one guy in the sweatshirt April 13, 2014

plonsons

n. nice tits often admired by many men

Check out those plonsons!

by [jonkey] October 13, 2007

Plous

A term that has many connotations ranging from being a raging idiot, messing up an imperative task, or committing a deadly act of intercourse. Derived from a legendary figure.

A young neophyte proceeded on the walk of shame down to Bundy East after returning from a long session of plous in a freshman dormitory.

by Saucy Schween April 18, 2021

Ploish

Ploishing occurs when an object or character model inside a video game goes past the boundaries set up by the programmers, and hurdles endlessly into a void. Glitches and bad level geometry are the most likely factors to cause an entity to ploish.

Player 1: Don't try to jump over that wall in the corner.
Player 2: Did you get over it?
*Cut to Player 1's character falling underneath the world*
Player 1: Yeah, but I ploished when I tried it.

by Dontrel the Dolphin April 29, 2014

plort

A crystalline, poop-like substance produced by slimes in the game Slime Rancher.

Gary: "Oh, no, my cute little Tabby slimes are eating all the pink plorts! I hope they don't become Tarrs!"

Norkflord: "See, Gary, the races shouldn't mix. When the boogaloo comes, I'll hang your race-traitor corpse by a rope."

Gary: "Jesus, Norkflord. What's wrong with you? Are we actually friends? If so, what's wrong with me?"

by cupi January 10, 2020