ploak

Generaly used as a verb, the act of ploaking can be many different things.

1. Any act having to do or dealing with horses, televisions, or algebra.

2. Being able to see into the future, but it being physically impossible to tell anyone.

3. An infatuation with phalic lingo. (uncommon)

"Margerie, tell Daniel how to ploak. I tell you it is quite amazing."

"Get the hell out of here you ploakers!"

by Mark Sev May 17, 2006

ploak

To engage in sexual acts with a horse.

Mark ploaks all day long at the stables.

by Justin Mancini May 25, 2006

plokijuhygtfrdeswaqzxcvbnm

You have reached peak performance of BOREDOM.

Congratulations!

You have reached the end!

You: *Boredom* types "plokijuhygtfrdeswaqzxcvbnm" (means you're bored and probably at work or school, feels like life is miserable)

by ilikericee February 5, 2019

Pleaker

someone that is really easy to mess with

"I cant believe that toner thought we were serious.. He is such a pleaker!"

by Atay October 16, 2008

plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq

plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq is the final and ultimate sign of sheer boredom. You have already tried:

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq

zxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuiop

poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz

qwertyuiopzxcvbnmasdfghjkl

qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp

pqzm

pqmz

qpzm

qpmz

qwerty

qwertyuiop

asdfghjkl

zxcvbnm

mnbvcxz

lkjhgfdsa

poiuytrewq

And so here it is all the letters of the keyboard going down instead of left to right BUT the sign of ultimate boredom you have done it backwards.

To tell you a secret there are two more boredom words which are for the even more bored:

See: lpmkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawq

And: zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop

These are simply bottom to top from left or right of the keyboard.

Office Worker #1: WOW! Im SO bored!

Office Worker #2: Well, I dunno search qwerty

Office Worker #3: What! NO search qwertyuiop!

Office Manager: C'mon You Guys Be Original - asdfghjkl

Techy Fixing PC: BORING! qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

FTW!

Office Worker #1: Nah! I've done all of those. Huh!

Guy at Coffe Maker: Hay try mnbvcxzlkjhfdsapoiuytrewq!

Office Worker #1: Tried. I must have done them all!

Urban Dictionary.com: qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp!

Urban Dictionary.com: plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq!

Everyone In Office: Done That!

-2 MINUTES LATER-

Office Worker #1: GOT IT! Its so obvious - BACKWARDS!

Office Worker #2: Huh!

Office Worker #3: Yes Thats It!

-AFTER TYPING IN THE WORD-

The Office: PRAISE plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq!

by Kiersere September 26, 2009

plakata

Spanish slang, used in baseball.

Good contact usually resulting in a home run.

When you go deep, you went plakata.

by BubbleWhat March 22, 2019

plaket

The sound the mac makes when you get shot in the eye. Originally from the GTA guy rolling through the hood on a piano.

Ridin’ down the block with the glock yo ass finna get shot plaket pla-ket pla-ket

by ogthiccy November 25, 2018