Playing Detective

When you're walking around with your phone not knowing that the damn flashlights been on the whole time making you feel like like a dumbass
What the fuck is he looking for
Hes just playing detective
by Seanieboyyyyyyyyy June 16, 2018
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playing detective

Asking too many questions about a person's life.
Asker: Wanna go to a party tomorrow?
Fundo: I already made plans with my lady.
Asker: What's her name? Where you going? What time? How long you been together?!
Fundo: What the hell!? Quit playing detective on me, or I'll kill ya'.
by authOOr June 30, 2006
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