The face you put on when shaking your bosses hand or meeting you parents old friends. Its a smile and nod, but you have no idea why you smiling. also used when someones telling a very bad joke, but you want to make them feel better.
-"oh look at Matt shaking Mr.Hayes hand, he has a total plaster face on"
-"ha and now hes laughing at mr.Hayes terrible jokes, but its a total plaster face"
-"ha and now hes laughing at mr.Hayes terrible jokes, but its a total plaster face"
by HH8 November 24, 2010
When someone exceeds one's own toxicity level on st. patty's day, during the "plastered mcshitfaced" stage it's rumored that one sees leprechauns and a pot of gold as well as a speaking with an Irish brogue.
I was so plastered mcshitfaced I could have sworn I saw two leprechauns doing anal on a pot of gold.
by Brandon aka Shamus O'Tool March 11, 2013
A Fucking Hypocrite; Pretending to be perfect when you definitely are not; The Dead Rabbitts sing about it;
I've listened to your bullshit lies
One too many fuckin times,
Don't point the finger my way cause you are no plaster saint
One too many fuckin times,
Don't point the finger my way cause you are no plaster saint
by MikeHawkHollywood January 29, 2015
by Karen Alyson April 1, 2008
Guy 1: What happened last night at the party?
Guy 2: Yo, you got so vanilla plastered last night. No wonder you couldn't remember anything.
Guy 2: Yo, you got so vanilla plastered last night. No wonder you couldn't remember anything.
by mcdrunken April 30, 2011
Sanitary towel. A sheet of plasticky cotton-wool with wings on it that you buy from the chemist, put inside womens undergarmetnts in order to catch all the bloody mess that comes out of the vagina during lady-time
Dude#1: Phew! Whats that smell?
Dude#2: Oh it's just Stacey. I think it's time to change her gash plaster.
Dude#2: Oh it's just Stacey. I think it's time to change her gash plaster.
by Franck Butcher March 29, 2008
by Richy Boy August 19, 2005