The dangerous build up of dental tatar on the penis of a man. This horrific transfer can only take place when putting one's cock into the oral cavity of a human lacking dental hygiene and has an enormous amount of plaque build up. The grotesque act of plaque transfer from mouth to cock is achieved when ejaculation has occured and the chemical reaction of semen meeting plaque bonds the cock to the plaque. There is often a struggle to remove the cock from the partners mouth as the bond occurs almost immediately after release. The cock is then left with a plaque ring around the nearest point of where the semen has gathered in the partners mouth. Plaque cock is very displeasing to the eye and is difficult to remove as the only known way to remove is with the use of a strong chemical agent and steal wool. Blow job enthusiast beware, with dental hygiene at a all time low, plaque cock has reached a epidemic level. Although there are no known cases of plaque cock being transferred from one's cock to anothers mouth, it has been known to cause issues when a full plaque ring around the cock penetrates a womans vagina. In this case it has been known to cause the females vagina to smell of old roast beef and eventually cause the vagina to bond together from the plaque. Also known as plaque pussy.
Tommy-"Jimmy you won't believe who gave me a mean blow job the other night!" Jimmy-"who's the lucky gal?". Tommy-"trina!" Jimmy-"dude do you really think that was a wise move? She's got really bad dental hygiene! Aren't you afraid of getting a bad case of plaque cock?". Jimmy-"OMG! Is that why she never smiles? We did it in the dark. I thought she was being kinky when my jerky went off in her mouth and then seemed to be fused to my cock after that!". Tommy-"you better get that checked out." Jimmy-"I've had this very distastful ring around my cock since that night!". Jimmy-"oh yeah, you've got the plaque cock alright! You've got the plaque cock.". Tommy-"shit man! Bitch should be keeping that grill clean. Fucking plaque cock!"
by jujuman74 April 27, 2010
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Sweet crack plaque, dude. The tribal butterfly design really represents you.
by coppywrites January 20, 2016
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Akin to 'clinkers', these are compound forms of poo that cling to the hair on a hairy anus.
Did you see her in the bathroom with those scissors removing that arse plaque?
by salvataggio October 24, 2007
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A doctor who fixes plaques.
Yeah, the plaque on my high school diploma broke, so I brought it to the plaque doctor.
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The thick film that forms upon one's ass (usually of a clear color). If not removed regularly, it can lead to dirty underwear and foul smell.
Big Black wants you to write your name in his booty plaque, you dirty girl.
by Big Black Booty Plaque January 23, 2008
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Similar to plaque on your teeth, the buildup of shit on your ass cheeks. Usually result after several bowel movements and not showering. Can cause an irritated feeling when walking.
"I need to go to the bathroom and floss my ass. I got a buildup of ass plaque going on"
by Lordstark1983 May 1, 2016
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butt crack poop crusties or hairy backwards lana area.
"Dang man, i didn't wipe my butt good enough. Now i have butt crack plaque!"
by EHAYNA October 4, 2008
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