A trippy ass planet that only Jade can take you to since she's from there and just visiting earth. Its main attractions are sexy sex and jeffery's (with eveything but goddamn clorax)

its location is unknown by anyone but jade unfortunaly
fucking planet jade
by trip trip February 11, 2012
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A sexual act in which, an environmentally conscious host, brings five men to simultaneous orgasm. Most commonly achieved orally, anally, vaginally, and manually (in any combination). THE POWER IS YOURS!
"Bro, there's a new Heroes parody porn online where this blonde cheerleader totally gets Hayden Planeteered."

"I didn't think a guy could could achieve the ole Captain Planet, but dude took two in his ass while they were planeteering him."
by DaXymbiont August 10, 2022
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Someone so cringe they could feed a whole planet's power supply for a year.
codfish gaming 29291 is such a cringeon planet.
by FotniteBurger May 16, 2020
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Uranus (often pronounced your anus, though sometimes pronounced Urineus or Urinus).
I thought my anus was the seventh planet, but it’s your anus, I mean Uranus.
by gregben September 14, 2023
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Net Planet is a Planet orbiting a star close to Earths.

Net Planet is much like Earth however on Net Planets troposphere all the way to it’s thermosphere is no CO2 present (carbon dioxide)
Net Planet is currently known as fiction/non existent as no one knows where it really is except for a species known as vex.

vex are “aliens” that come from this planet, they are the only ones that know of it, however they do not know how to go back. They commonly try to ask people if they know how to get there but obviously since they are on Earth they don’t know that humans don’t know about it. Vex are being passed from Net to Earth to research however over the years the vex have forgotten their purpose. Vex look just like humans and have no actual power.

Vex have access to social media and commonly express their feelings on there.
a vex would commonly ask where Net Planet is or how to get to it.
by D3$P4C170 June 2, 2019
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Planet Fierce is a planet of gay fuckboys and gay bitches they're all friendly martians who came to save earth
him: "Let's get high"
HIS FRIEND: "i'm not ready to go to planet fierce, it's too gay smh"
him: "okay i'll go alone"
HIM: "i'll go home"
him "you'll be alone fuck you"
HIM "sorry but i'll see you tomorrow okay"
him "okay goodnight I'm gonna smoke this bowl of weed then eat some shrooms"
HIM "goodnight brooooo"
by Ten Lights June 14, 2018
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A place where they sell blended fruit drinks and have the hottest young employees!!!!
I want to see some girls and get a smoothie at the same time I know where to go! Planet smoothie
by Epictailz January 25, 2017
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