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Piss worthy 

Worth urinating on yourself. Funny or exciting enough to piss on yourself and not care.
That comedian is piss worthy. My blind date was piss worthy.
Piss worthy by AChase September 7, 2006
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piss-worthy 

Piss-worthy; On the hotness scale, a girl that is so hot you would allow her to piss on your face just so you could see where it was coming from.
Man dude dis smokin ass chick was so fuggjn hot dude she was like piss-worthy. Know wut I'm sayin?
piss-worthy by Vitamin D9 December 3, 2020

Piss-worthy 

Piss-worthy; On the hotness scale, a girl that is so hot you would allow her to piss on your face just so you could see where it was coming from.
Man dude dis smokin ass chick was so fuggjn hot dude she was like piss-worthy. Know wut I'm sayin
Piss-worthy by Vitamin D9 December 3, 2020

worthless as a whistle on a piss-pot 

Self-explanatory. There couldn't be much more worthless than that. Alleged by a young lady I used to bang to have originated from her father.
Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ. That boyfriend of yours is as worthless as a whistle on a piss-pot.

Not worth two squirts of yabbies piss 

Something that is not worth a great deal

This is Australian slang
Shane Watson's" not worth two squirts of yabbies piss "

pissworthy 

someone or something that is so funny that there is no other word to describe them/it but pissworthy (piss your pants hilarious).
Connor asked Kat if she would like to hear what happened to him that day and Kat replied "Only if it's pissworthy."
pissworthy by Oatbag April 11, 2007
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