Piss Bidet

A piss bidet is the post piss splash that occurs when taking a dump that washes your ass of faecal matter.

I just went to unpack the luggage and got a piss bidet for my efforts.

by DanDut May 30, 2008

Pissbidet

The act of using one's own stream of urine, usually while standing or squatting in a shower, to aimfully spray and cleanse one’s own anus, typically as a makeshift alternative to a bidet or toilet paper.

"Ran out of bog roll, so I had to go full pissbidet in the toilet."

by OisínsLeftTestical July 16, 2025