Pisarcik 

The state of being wherein a man surrenders the last shreds of autonomy, independence, and free will to his inevitable spouse. Traditionally, the soon-to-be son-in-law presents his testicles on a platter to his spouse's Puerto Rican father in exchange for a 2004 Dodge Caravan. The spouse eventually devours the pisarcik, and for the process to begin anew, his remains are regurgitated for the sustenance of the offspring.

Don't bother inviting him to the bachelor party, he's gone Pisarcik. His balls are resting in her safe deposit box.

He's only sexting those 12-year-olds to ward off the second stage of Pisarcik.

Hey! Stop sucking your own cock, that's pretty Pisarcik.

Is your phone ringing? Naw, that's just the vibrator in that Pisarcik.

Pisarcik by jizztasterforhire June 14, 2011