Person 1: "Hey so
what did you do last night, Jon?"
Person 2: "Not much, just watched some TV and-?"
Pirateposter: "Yarg! I have just been found guilty of 7 accounts of tax fraud and 2 accounts of contraband and am having me cove plundered by the police as part of the
investigation."
Person 2: "This is why we
don't talk anymore, Steve, not since your OTHER Pirateposting incident at the funeral"