One who spends WAY too much time on Pinterest, a site that ultimately is a duplication of any other social networking site, only limited to mass photo sharing and helping closet narcissists.
If you are reading this, then you are probably not a Pinterict, as you are not zoning off on a Pinterest screen.
Why are you tired Nicole?
-Oh I'm a recovering Pinterict and I just relapsed :(
Hey man have you heard from Sarah?
-Nah no one's seen her; she's turned into a total Pinterict.
someone who finds an excuse for a midweek pint, or anyone who enjoys being drunk at inappropriate moments. They will condemn people who fail to finish a drink when called upon, particularly when a coin has been dropped into it.
"surely they aren't shitfaced at a funeral?" "they must be sneaky pinters"
"it's been a long day at work today, fancy joining the sneaky pinters?" "no. It's Tuesday."