Pinocchio Theory

According to Bootsy's Rubber Band, the Pinocchio Theory states that if you fake the funk, your nose will grow. This is later seen in Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk.

“If you fake the funk, your nose will grow.” -Bootsy Collins, in "the Pinocchio Theory."

by DepecheMoses November 5, 2006

infinite pinocchio theorem

A method of abusing Pinocchio's omniscient powers to obtain the secrets of the universe.

Do Aliens exist? Let's just use infinite pinocchio theorem theorem!

by burtmack December 24, 2021