Pineapple Smoothies

OK, I'M SORRY, HOW STUPID ARE YOU? FIRST, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A PINEAPPLE IS, AND NOW YOU HAVE TO SEARCH FOR A PPIINNEEAAPPPPLLEE SSMMOOTTHHIIEE!!!!!!!!!!! WHO THE HECK ARE YOU ANYWAY? AND WHY ARE YOU SSOO SSTTUUPPIIDD?!?!?!?!

YOU'RE JUST AN IDIOT! YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT PINEAPPLES AND PINEAPPLE SMOOTHIES ARE!

Pineapple Smoothies by MysteriousBaldCreature12345 February 20, 2018

Pineapple Smoothie

The act of a dude blowing his load and immediately transitioning that final weak burst (that usually just dribbles out) into a continous stream of urination that you can't really control.

"Man it was so hot out that day, that bitch was just asking to get cooled off with a Pineapple Smoothie....boy did I give it to her!"

Pineapple Smoothie by Team Little Jerry Seinfeld September 1, 2009

Pineapple Smoothie

The sexual act of a man cumming into pineapple and the other person drink the cum from the pineapple

Damn, I gave that bitch pineapple smoothie last night!

Pineapple Smoothie by Anal-Tit Lord June 27, 2017

Pineapple Smoothie

The act of eating a girl out or a man performing oral sex on a woman. Most likely after you have decided not to have actual sex and this is all she will let you do.

Man: So, we're not gonna have sex?
Woman: No i've decided we should wait until marriage.
Man: Well this sucks, what should we do?
Woman: Well, we could always enjoy a nice Pineapple Smoothie.

Pineapple Smoothie by PJ lover January 17, 2010

Hawaiian Pineapple Smoothie

Chopped up pineapples are eaten by a male before sexual intercourse. The male receives head from his partner until the pineapple-enhanced semen enters her mouth. Then, he french kisses her and extracts the semen before frantically licking her butthole while she shits into his mouth.

Dude, my girl is a freak, we just got done making a Hawaiian Pineapple Smoothie!

Hawaiian Pineapple Smoothie by DefiningLegend610 January 19, 2026