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Why would anyone eat pineapple pizza if you could instead die
by Origonal July 13, 2019
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A person who makes themselves the centre of attention. Ruins a party by showing off doing pineapple tricks. Basically nobody likes them yet they have dedicated fans who devote their lives to them. Cant sing at all. Likes Girls on Horses.
'Hey Did you hear Steve from all the B&S's is totally pineapple shelving now?'
'What as in shelving them? Pineapples?'
'Yeah it all started when he started putting lipgloss on and liking girls on horses'
'Wow, I never really liked him anyways tho hey, and that girl whos always with him, what is she 100 years old?'
'Yeah and the chick who has devoted her whole car to him'
by SkybeDiva July 25, 2010
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The most amazing crayon color yet to be created...or discovered. It baffles the mind so that it has become a source of endless puzzlement and entertainment for kids in chemistry class.
Zoe: If I could create one crayon color it would be Midnight Pineapple!

Isa: What in the world would that look like?! Juicy yellow for the lucious fruit...

Isaac: ..but it must be black..or blue because of the midnight shadows?!!

All: CANNOT--COMPUTE--
by chizzlefoshizzlenizzledizzle November 15, 2010
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The act of leaving a pineapple and a pen together.

The pen vigorously shoves itself into the pineapple, waits 9 months and a pineapple pen pops out.
Don't leave the pen and pineapple to close together we can't afford anymore pineapple pens
by Sweetpea306 October 3, 2016
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The act of ejaculating into partner's eyes, causing a stinging sensation, thus making the victim squint their eyes like an asian.
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Uh fuck it burns....! Did you really have to give me the Chinese Pineapple?!
by EdgyChicken January 3, 2020
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HA! Your stupid enough to search "real pineapple"? Pineapples aren't real, you only see them if you take drugs.
Person 1: I saw a pineapple the other day, a real pineapple!
Person 2: No. You took drugs the other day, real drugs.
by codabear659 July 22, 2017
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A friend that is weird.
Where is your pineapple friend.
by hartley24747 January 26, 2018
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