A pimpguin is exactly what you'd expect it to be, which is a pimping penguin. In Antarctica, pimpguins run the streets. They got all the penguin hoes that they would ever need.
Person 1: "Yo, ever heard of a pimpguin?"
Person 2: "Nah, what the hell is that?"
Person 1: "They run Antarctica bro."
Person 2: "Nah, what the hell is that?"
Person 1: "They run Antarctica bro."
by Izuramii April 2, 2020