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Pillow pirate

An insult used against someone who is a nuisance, or acting like a Faggatron 3000 . Describes the "ARRGHH" sound one makes when their face is in a pillow during anal sex.
"You're being a total pillow pirate Joe"
by Tacorainstorm May 17, 2016
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Pillow pirate

A sleeping partner who manages to steal every pillow(and any blankets) from thier bed partner, all without waking up and often denying it completely when waking up.
My sweetie is a total pillow pirate. I wake up freezing and flat on the bed every night, and I can't even get a corner back until they wake up!!
by Hippyfox September 23, 2021
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Pillow pilates

The art of propping one's partner up on a pillow during sexual intercourse.
Me and my women had pillow pilates last night
by ELDDP July 6, 2021
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